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"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."
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"For them to perceive the advantage of defeating the enemy, they must also have their rewards."

"'Tis best to weigh the enemy more mighty than he seems."

"Our enemies are quite good for relentlessly keeping us sharp and on our toes. This especially goes for sincere philosophers. They use their enemies to challenge their arguments so that they can know the weak points in their own reasoning and how to argue for and strengthen their position. There are just none like one's enemies to always look for his mistakes and do it harder than anyone else."

"You may depend upon it that he is a good man whose intimate friends are all good, and whose enemies are decidedly bad."

"I don't believe man is a woman's natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is."
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"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck."

"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""

"But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents."

"I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long."

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals."

"Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about."
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