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Marilyn Monroe

"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."

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"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."

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"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."

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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."

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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"

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"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."

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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."

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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."

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"I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes."

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