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"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."

"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."

"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."

"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."

"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."

"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."

"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."

"I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes."
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"Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered."

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
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