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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."
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"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."
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"You're gonna be like Aquaman? she asked. "Get the fish to fight for you?"Thanks, Percy said. "I haven't heard enough Aquaman jokes for one lifetime."
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"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."
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"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."
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"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
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"Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's something I experience, but that's not where I live."
Experience
"If I'm a star, then the people made me a star."
People
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
Kiss
"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."
Jokes
"Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered."
Sex
"Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them."
Men
"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."
Husband
"The thing I want more than anything else? I want to have children. I used to feel for every child I had, I would adopt another."
Children
"If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere."
Rules
"The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any."
Trouble
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