"You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians."

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"You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians."

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"I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them."

Shelley Berman, American Comedian

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"But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake."

Parker Posey, American Actress

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"That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50."

Dana Carvey, American Comedian

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"Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff."

Carl Reiner, American Actor

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"I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running."

Grace Hansen, American Author

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"I was up until all hours of the night, listening to stories, meeting great old comedians."

Joely Fisher, American Actress

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"The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry."

Martin Landau, American Actor

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"Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart."

Adrian Edmondson, English Actor

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"I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction."

Bobby Darin, American Musician

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"My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens."

Joseph Bologna, American Actor

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"There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell."

Being

"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'"

Truth

"I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry."

Poetry

"I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart."

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"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way."

Day

"Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a new thing, but it's certainly a current thing, in that it doesn't seem to matter what facts are. It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything."

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"In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars."

Order

"Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character."

Character

"I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law."

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