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"Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir."
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"D'yer see it? This finger, laddie, could send ye to meet yer Maker!Sgt. Deisenburger stared at the black and purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly, especially if it was ever used in the preparation of food."
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"The past could always be annihilated. Regret, denial, or forgetfulness could do that. But the future was inevitable."
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