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"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
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"When we are smitten, we await love to be "remontant and to be blooming over and over again, like remontant roses, with blossoms scenting through all the seasons of life. Passion and patience are to be good allies, though."
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"Surely the Cupid serving him was lefthanded, with a weak chin and no imagination."
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"You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."
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"Sam reached his hand toward mine, and I automatically put my fingers in his. With a guilty little smile, he pulled my hand toward his nose and took a sniff, and then another one. His smile widened, though it was still shy. It was absolutely adorable, and my breath got caught somewhere in my throat."
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"I put my forehead on his collarbone, place one hand on his chest. Its rhythm reassures me: He is real, and he is now."
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"Take it from me: love has all the lasting permanence of a rainbow-beautiful while it's there, and just as likely to have disappeared by the time you blink."
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"Love [is] supposed to move mountains, to make the world go round, to be all you need, but it [falls] apart at the deatils. It [can't] save a single person."
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"The world needs more love at first sight."
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"Suffer love! A good ephitet! I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will."
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"Lucentio: I read that I profess, the Art of Love.Bianca: And may you prove, sir, master of your art!Lucentio: While you, sweet dear, prove mistress of my heart!"
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
Humor


"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
Car


"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
Woman


"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
Woman


"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
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"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
Home


"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."
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"I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes."
Society


"Written on her tombstone: 'I told you I was sick."
Humor


"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
Mind
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