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"When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on."
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"Laughter isn't a sign of insanity but a shield against it."

"Don't take life too seriously - learn to laugh at yourself."

"Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks."

"Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee!Mwa-ha mwa-ha!Kee kee kee!Ho ho ho ho! Haw-hee-haw! Heh heh heh heh!Gah guffaw! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!Hoi hoi-eee!Ba ha ha ha! Tsee tsee tsee!Giggle, titter,snicker, crow,laughter makesmy 'happy' grow!"

"If you can laugh at yourself, you have already achieved freedom."

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter."
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"There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra."

"I think women are taught to ask permission about everything. We don't realize that we are entitled and we do have a say in our lives."

"When I go, if there's a tombstone it will say, She doesn't give in. She doesn't give up. And she never takes no for an answer."

"Love them for who they are, and what they are they are; they are not you. Good stuff, isn't it? You have to live 73 years to get that."

"I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet."

"With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me."

"I used to sit near Marilyn Monroe in the Actor's Studio. She'd get dressed up because that was her identity. Sad. Those cameras wouldn't leave her alone. She didn't know where to hide."
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