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"If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet."
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"When it comes to wilderness animals we have to make an effort to preserve what areas we can that they can be themselves in. Its come to a point though, clearly, where some species have to be cared for by humans if they are not going to disappear altogether."
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"Because animals are property, we consider as "humane treatment" that we would regard as torture if it were inflicted on humans."
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"First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead."
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"Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends."
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"Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old."
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"Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to."
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"They are the most fascinating, intelligent, resourceful, adaptable animals I have ever seen. Grizzlies are a real symbol of true wildness."
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"I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through."
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"Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer isn't in us. It's almost as if we're put here on earth to show how silly they aren't."
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"We do not need to eat animals, wear animals, or use animals for entertainment purposes, and our only defense of these uses is our pleasure, amusement, and convenience."
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"I can access emotions very easily."
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"I can tell when men are threatened by my height."
Men
"I have the power of my height. Growing up, it was a total drawback. There was nothing good about it at all."
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"One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress."
Men
"Someone said I wasn't attractive enough. People say those things, but they make you stronger. Then you can win an Emmy and think, ha, ha, ha."
People
"It is a very difficult job, being the servant of two masters."
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"I'm afraid of flying."
Flying
"Most Republicans call the show 'The Left Wing.'"
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"If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet."
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"It's a great way to start the day, hearing you've been nominated for an Emmy. It's just thrilling."
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