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"If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet."
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"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies quite unlike people who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their . . . relations."
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"Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that such a thing happened with the Mayans, though a number of wild cats are native to the area.) I don't think this is accurate. It is certainly not the whole story. Cats didn't start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function."
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"Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old."
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"Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established."
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"The dog is a gentleman, I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
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"Nobody ever kicked a dog wagging its tail."
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"Some cats are angry at being called cats. To achieve peace with them, never call them by their real name."
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"My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it."
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"We are like other animals; we live and die as they do. If there is any afterlife, I believe we are in together."
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"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
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"It is a very difficult job, being the servant of two masters."
Being
"I like people trying to do two things at once."
People
"One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress."
Men
"Someone said I wasn't attractive enough. People say those things, but they make you stronger. Then you can win an Emmy and think, ha, ha, ha."
People
"I grew up with brothers. I love men. Of course it's hard to be a woman in a man's world."
Love
"Great drama is all about conflict, and what's a better conflict than Republican-Democrat?"
Conflict
"An agent said he didn't know what to do with me, I wouldn't be able to play any parts but lesbians and aliens."
Play
"I have the power of my height. Growing up, it was a total drawback. There was nothing good about it at all."
Power
"I'm afraid of flying."
Flying
"If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet."
Animals
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