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"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."
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Personal Development
"I just sold a farm in Missouri, and I own a ski lodge in Colorado with some Honolulu partners."
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"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."
Music
"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
Police
"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
Government
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
History
"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."
Ski
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."
Woman
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