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Eddie Izzard

"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."

Eddie Izzard, British Comedian
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"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."

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Eddie Izzard
"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."

Police

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"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."

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Eddie Izzard
"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"

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"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."

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Eddie Izzard
"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."

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Eddie Izzard
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

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"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."

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Aberjhani

"I just sold a farm in Missouri, and I own a ski lodge in Colorado with some Honolulu partners."

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