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"She began stroking my ankles. I considered kicking her in the cunt."
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"She began stroking my ankles. I considered kicking her in the cunt."
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"I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. 'Of course not, Ian. It's just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard."
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"If you thought with your minds and not your roosters, you would get the point!"
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"And maybe it was fair; if a book was any good, it was a slap in the face to someone."
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"They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up."
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"Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off."
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"I am provocative, and I admit this. It isn't as if I'm only on the receiving end, a poor, frail little creature. I can be thoroughly nasty when I get going, and I don't pull my punches."
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"Rumours are like sexually transmitted diseases, both are spread by whores."
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"In fact, in recent years I have become more and more didactic about pubic hair - to the point where I now believe that there are only four things a grown, modern woman should have: a pair of yellow shoes (they unexpectedly go with everything), a friend who will come and post bail at 4 a.m., a fail-safe pie recipe, and a proper muff. A big, hairy minge. A lovely furry moof that looks - when she sits, naked - as if she has a marmoset sitting in her lap. A tame marmoset, that she can send of to pickpocket things, should she so need it - like that trained monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark."
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"The youth of Idaho falls should be encouraged to take drugs in order to cope up with the fact that there is plutonium in their drinking water."
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"One day we were born, one day we shall die, the same day, the same second."
Mortality
"But he had turned, little by little, a disturbance into words, he had made a pillow of old words, for his head."
Writing
"It was long since I had longed for anything and the effect on me was horrible."
Emotion
"Memories are killing. So you must not think of certain things, of those that are dear to you, or rather you must think of them, for if you don't there is the danger of finding them, in your mind, little by little."
Memory
"I write about myself with the same pencil and in the same exercise book as about him. It is no longer I, but another whose life is just beginning."
Life
"Memory and Habit are attributes of the Time cancer. They control the most simple Proustian episode, and an understanding of their mechanism must precede any particular analysis of their application."
Psychology
"The forms are many in which the unchanging seeks relief from its formlessness."
Philosophy
"Yes, in my life, since we must call it so, there were three things, the inability to speak, the inability to be silent, and solitude, that's what I've had to make the best of."
Life
"I tried to groan, Help! Help! But the tone that came out was that of polite conversation."
Humor
"In order to be company he must display a certain mental activity. But it need not be of a high order. Indeed it might be argued the lower the better. Up to a point. The lower the order of mental activity the better the company. Up to a point."
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