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"Opera happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong."
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"Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!"
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"I always said I was never gonna be an entertainer, Suicide was never supposed to be entertainment."
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"Directing her was like directing Lassie. You need 14 takes to get each one of them right."
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"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."
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"Audiences are always better pleased with a smart retort, some joke or epigram, than with any amount of reasoning."
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"Now, I'll tell you something that might interest you. Casino Royale was the first Bond book that Ian Fleming ever wrote. And he couldn't get anybody to touch it, to publish it - he couldn't do anything about it at all. Nobody wanted to know."
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"Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union."
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"It is frustrating to be a Black woman in the entertainment industry."
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"Working in the entertainment industry exposes me to every current cosmetic fad."
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"Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear."
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"But you can't just leave it at that!" said Anathema, pushing forward. "Think of all things you could do! Good things."Like what?" said Adam suspiciously."Well... you could bring all the whales back, to start with."He put his head on one side. "An' that'd stop people killing them?"She hesitated. It would have been nice to say yes."An' if people do start killing 'em, what would you ask me to do about 'em?" said Adam. "No. I reckon I'm getting the hang of this now. Once I start messing around like that, there'd be no stoppin' it. Seems to me, the only sensible thing is for people to know if they kill a whale, they've got a dead whale."
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"Anyway, it's like with bikes,' said the first speaker authoritatively. 'I thought I was going to get this bike with seven gears and one of them razorblade saddles and purple paint and everything, and they gave me this light blue one. With a basket. A girl's bike.''Well. You're a girl,' said one of the others.'That's sexism, that is. Going around giving people girly presents just because they're a girl."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation-lettuce farming, say-would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by installments. Why do you persist in it?Goldeneyes Dactylos shrugged."I'm good at it, he said."
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"Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself."
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"I believe the term is 'eminent domain.'Ah, yes. That means 'theft by the government."
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"It's all about balance, do you see? Balance is the trick. Keep the balance and - " she stopped. "You've ridden on a seesaw? One end goes up, one end goes down. But the bit in the middle, that stays where it is. Upness and downness go right through it. Don't matter how high or low the ends go, it keeps the balance." She sniffed. "Magic is mostly movin' stuff around."
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"Sometimes thinking is like talking to another person, but that person is also you."
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"Questions don't have to make sense, Vincent," said Miss Susan. "But answers do."
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"Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly explode they'd seen the need for gods as the sort of supernatural equivalent of a hard hat. Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!"
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