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"No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky."
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"So you went back to your friend's next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right along when they gave you that framed picture of the poker hands. And when they called you 'pigeon,' 'fish,' and 'muppet,' you just smiled and batted your eyes and said stupid things like 'Does a straight beat a crooked?' And while everyone else was throwing a party, you just sat there acting like a tourist with your kill stack until you were in the money. Those poor dills, they didn't know what hit 'em, did they?"

"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."

"I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking."
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"I'm a widower with three sons and seven grandchildren. One of my sons is my partner on the ranch."


"What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning."


"I resent the fact that people in places like Boston, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and San Francisco believe that they should be able to tell us how to live our lives, operate our businesses, and what to do with the land that we love and cherish."


"I raise quarter horses. Mine are mostly thoroughbred cross horses, a little bigger horses than some people like. I sell them or use them on the ranch. A lot of them go to the rodeo arena and some of them go to racetracks."


"Hopefully, generations after us will continue to protect, preserve, and look after this wonderful land."


"The place was built on the premise that people want to gamble, and they may as well do it here. They look after their clientele, and, hell, they treat me like I'm one of their family."


"I've already got my rent paid, and it's too late in my life for me to go around talking up stuff that I don't like or believe in."
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