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"No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky."
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"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."

"So you went back to your friend's next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right along when they gave you that framed picture of the poker hands. And when they called you 'pigeon,' 'fish,' and 'muppet,' you just smiled and batted your eyes and said stupid things like 'Does a straight beat a crooked?' And while everyone else was throwing a party, you just sat there acting like a tourist with your kill stack until you were in the money. Those poor dills, they didn't know what hit 'em, did they?"

"I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking."
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"I live on a ranch in Utah for now, but I'm gonna move. I've got another ranch to move to, but its location is a secret. When I get there, I'm gonna plow the road in behind me."


"What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning."


"I didn't go to acting school, but I've been observing my fellow man for 66 years now, and I would think that's the best school there is."


"Hopefully, generations after us will continue to protect, preserve, and look after this wonderful land."


"I raise quarter horses. Mine are mostly thoroughbred cross horses, a little bigger horses than some people like. I sell them or use them on the ranch. A lot of them go to the rodeo arena and some of them go to racetracks."


"I'm a widower with three sons and seven grandchildren. One of my sons is my partner on the ranch."


"I'm not anybody's judge; I don't know what motivates people to do what they do. But I have a lot of admiration for anybody who can start with absolutely nothing and make a little something out of it."
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