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"No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky."
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"The best part about poker is there's no down side."
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"Ninety percent of the hands aren't shown in a poker game."
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"I could think of worse ways of going than at the poker table."
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"I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking."
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"The only things I'm competitive in are backgammon and poker."
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"No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky."
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"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."
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"So you went back to your friend's next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right along when they gave you that framed picture of the poker hands. And when they called you 'pigeon,' 'fish,' and 'muppet,' you just smiled and batted your eyes and said stupid things like 'Does a straight beat a crooked?' And while everyone else was throwing a party, you just sat there acting like a tourist with your kill stack until you were in the money. Those poor dills, they didn't know what hit 'em, did they?"
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"Everybody that's an actor leaves it for a while 'cause they ain't got a job."
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"I love watching a good horse do what he's bred to do - I guess that's what I like the most about it. And I love to see good athletes do what they're bred to do."
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"What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning."
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"I resent the fact that people in places like Boston, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and San Francisco believe that they should be able to tell us how to live our lives, operate our businesses, and what to do with the land that we love and cherish."
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"I've already got my rent paid, and it's too late in my life for me to go around talking up stuff that I don't like or believe in."
Life

"I maintain that if there is such a thing as a true and honest environmentalist, it's people like Slim and hopefully me, who have been caretakers of the land all our lives, along with the generations before us."
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"I'm a widower with three sons and seven grandchildren. One of my sons is my partner on the ranch."
Sons

"My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends."
Dogs

"I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim."
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"The place was built on the premise that people want to gamble, and they may as well do it here. They look after their clientele, and, hell, they treat me like I'm one of their family."
Family
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