"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."

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"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."

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"Better be alone than in bad company."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

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"The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"They had scarcely established themselves, however, before another company of Jackson county citizens, chiefly from around Independence, organized to drive them off."

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"I do feel really determined, and that I have to pull myself together, but I don't really think like, my market has changed and my company has changed, and I'm going to make it BIG in America!"

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"Yes it was we, are a few years back parted from our record company and took the album that we were making with them and released it independently in the United States had a number one Independent debut in the United States."

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"When I was about seven, I started touring the globe as part of New York's La MaMa theater company - without my parents!"

Diane Lane, American Actress

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Bela Lugosi, Austrian Actor

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"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."

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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."

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"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

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"Better be alone than in bad company."

"The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company."

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

"They had scarcely established themselves, however, before another company of Jackson county citizens, chiefly from around Independence, organized to drive them off."

"Bananarama were written off from day one. Nobody believed in us but us. We kept having hits despite the record company, despite the press."

"I do feel really determined, and that I have to pull myself together, but I don't really think like, my market has changed and my company has changed, and I'm going to make it BIG in America!"

"Yes it was we, are a few years back parted from our record company and took the album that we were making with them and released it independently in the United States had a number one Independent debut in the United States."

"When I was about seven, I started touring the globe as part of New York's La MaMa theater company - without my parents!"

"When a film company is in the red they come to me. Always it is the same."

"HAG Records, is a company that I've owned. I've had a couple of gospel releases on it. We developed a pretty good distribution setup there and we do have something to use in case they don't want to sign us."

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"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."

"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."

"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."

"Laughter is an instant vacation."

"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"