"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."

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"If you have a song that you think sounds like another song you should contact the publishing company and say I have a song here, let's cut a deal that lets everyone walk away feeling good."

Wayne Coyne, American Musician

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"Ever since I was a little kid, whenever my parents would have company over, I would put on shows, whether they would be magic shows, singing shows, dancing shows, little skits."

Ellen Muth, American Actress

Company, Dancing, Magic, Parents

"They had scarcely established themselves, however, before another company of Jackson county citizens, chiefly from around Independence, organized to drive them off."

Cole Younger, American Criminal

Company, Independence

"Better be alone than in bad company."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

Company,

"I already have a production company called J Squared and we're working on two projects."

Jordana Brewster, American Actress

Company, Production, Projects

"It was supposed to be a year or two just to refresh my batteries, but I moved to Silicon Valley in the early 90's, and one thing let to another, got very involved in high tech, and formed a company and it ended up doing pretty well."

Thomas Dolby, English Musician

Company, Pretty

"If you're part of a record company, you're a manufactured product. It doesn't mean that you're not talented."

Kylie Minogue, Australian Musician

Company,

"It's also somewhat in the center of a number of things that will be useful to the company."

Jack Kilby, American Scientist

Company, Will

"It was really a very small company when I started and it changed very rapidly during those first periods."

Jack Kilby, American Scientist

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"I talked to the record company about what I had in mind. They said they wanted something lush. I figured the best thing to do was let them hear what I had in mind."

Etta James, American Musician

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"If you have a song that you think sounds like another song you should contact the publishing company and say I have a song here, let's cut a deal that lets everyone walk away feeling good."

"Ever since I was a little kid, whenever my parents would have company over, I would put on shows, whether they would be magic shows, singing shows, dancing shows, little skits."

"They had scarcely established themselves, however, before another company of Jackson county citizens, chiefly from around Independence, organized to drive them off."

"Better be alone than in bad company."

"I already have a production company called J Squared and we're working on two projects."

"It was supposed to be a year or two just to refresh my batteries, but I moved to Silicon Valley in the early 90's, and one thing let to another, got very involved in high tech, and formed a company and it ended up doing pretty well."

"If you're part of a record company, you're a manufactured product. It doesn't mean that you're not talented."

"It's also somewhat in the center of a number of things that will be useful to the company."

"It was really a very small company when I started and it changed very rapidly during those first periods."

"I talked to the record company about what I had in mind. They said they wanted something lush. I figured the best thing to do was let them hear what I had in mind."

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"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

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"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

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"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."

"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."

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