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Jon Stewart

"President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader."

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"President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader."

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Akshay Vasu

"So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda."

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Akshay Vasu

"In the United States, there one feels free... Except from the Americans - but every pearl has its oyster."

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Akshay Vasu

"More than 90 percent of all the prisoners in our American prisons have been abused as children."

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Akshay Vasu

"The 1970s, the decade of my teenage years, was a transitional period in American youth culture."

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Akshay Vasu

"Americans are very friendly and very suspicious, that is what Americans are and that is what always upsets the foreigner, who deals with them, they are so friendly how can they be so suspicious they are so suspicious how can they be so friendly but they just are."

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Akshay Vasu

"I believe if more American children read the Ten Commandments and are taught what they mean, they will predictably engage in less crime."

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Akshay Vasu

"European films were what it was about for me - the sensations I needed, the depth, the storytelling, the characters, the directors, and the freedom that you can't really find in American films."

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Akshay Vasu

"How far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without?"

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Akshay Vasu

"There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad."

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Akshay Vasu

"I've always been crazy for the American songbook."

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Jon Stewart
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."

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Jon Stewart
"Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?"

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Jon Stewart
"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."

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Jon Stewart
"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."

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Jon Stewart
"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."

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Jon Stewart
"The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him."

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Jon Stewart
"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."

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Jon Stewart
"I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food."

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Jon Stewart
"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."

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Jon Stewart
"There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!"

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