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"An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory."
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"An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory."
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"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
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"I believe there's only one autobiography you can do."
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"An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived."
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"I have a children's book already out and my autobiography."
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"I've been working on my autobiography, just pecking away in longhand. The more you write, the more you remember. The more you remember, the more detail you recall. It's not all pleasant!"
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"Just as there is nothing between the admirable omelet and the intolerable, so with autobiography."
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"Autobiography begins with a sense of being alone. It is an orphan form."
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"Autobiography is probably the most respectable form of lying."
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"And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book every two years."
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"An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory."
Autobiography

"Originality is the art of concealing your source."
Art

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
Job

"One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it."
Time

"One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening."
Solitude

"The most efficient labor-saving device is still money."
Money

"Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business."
Business

"Sex is a two-way treat."
Sex

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
Experience

"Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
Experience
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