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"Always keep in mind how you can best use this time that you call life."

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"Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness."

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"Doing is the great thing, for if people resolutely do what is right, they come in time to like doing it."

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"Always keep in mind how you can best use this time that you call life."

"Words, words, words! They shut one off from the universe. Three quarters of the time one's never in contact with things, only with the beastly words that stand for them."

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"Taking on challenging projects is the way that one grows and extends one's range as a writer, one's technical command, so I consider the time well-spent."

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