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Wit, Agreement, Truth, Validation, Expression

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"Artemis: 'Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre.'Myles: 'In Paris.'Artemis: 'Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?'Beckett: 'Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?'Myles: 'I agree with simple-toon.'Artemis: 'No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'Beckett: 'Itchy what?"

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"I am often the brunt of my own humor."

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"What is perfectly true is perfectly witty."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

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"Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest."

Jonathan Swift, Irish Writer

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"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."

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"Your wit makes others witty."

Catherine II, Russian Statesman

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"If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me."

Craig Ferguson, Scottish Comedian

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"If it works, it will be plenty dramatic. And I suppose that if it doesn't work, it will be even more dramatic, what with the blast.""David, I think you just made a joke."He frowned, utterly perplexed. "Did I?"

Leigh Bardugo, Israeli Author

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"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."

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"War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men."

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"Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me?"

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"Any criticism of Thatcher throws a dangerously absurd light on the entire machinery of British politics. Thatcher's name must be protected, not because of all the wrong that she had done, but because the people around her allowed her to do it."

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"I'd love to...but only with you."

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"Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel."

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"You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you."

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"With the world's fate resting on your shoulder - you're gonna need someone on your side.You can't do it by yourself any longer - you're gonna need someone on your side."

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"I don't want to go on much longer, really. I think that would suggest a lack of imagination. A certain lack of dignity also."

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"I just don't have a tremendously strong belief that relationships can work. I'm really quite convinced that they don't. And if they do, it's really quite terribly brief and sporadic."

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"I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me."

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