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"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."
"What is perfectly true is perfectly witty."
"The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."
"When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any."
"She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner."
"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."
"I am often the brunt of my own humor."
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"I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me."
"These tears I'm wailing, I spill not without reason.Remove them, my dearest love.Take me to the place I've been dreaming of, where the grotesquely lonely meet the grotesquely lonelyand they whisper, just very softly, Please be mine, Dearest Love."
"You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you."
"I need grit and struggle and Los Angeles is terribly nice, but people, once they get there, cease to be real. Constant and repetitive fulfillment is not good for the human spirit. We all need rain and good old depression. Life can't be all beer and skittles."
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