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"I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written."
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"In later years, I craved foods that were almost always fattening."

"We stopped doing my clothing line about five years ago, so it isn't available anymore."

"Well, these days, if you're away five years, you might not be able to get back."

"They used to say I was a younger Winona Ryder and that always made me laugh because I'm three years older than she is."

"After 16 years in pictures I could not be intimidated easily, because I knew where all the skeletons were buried."

"I haven't read a review of one of my films for the best part of 10 years."
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"I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right."


"I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all."


"Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself."


"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."
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