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"If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full."
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"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
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"I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer."
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"In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls."
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"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
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"Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out."
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"I have a beer belly."
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"I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too."
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"There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV."
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"We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started."
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"They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around."
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"Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away."
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"I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour."
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"The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment books cite the Seven Deadly Sins. They are: pride, greed, lust, envy, wrath, sloth, and gluttony. That pretty much covers everything that we do, that is sinful... or fun for that matter."
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"If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full."
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"It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name."
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