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"If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full."
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"Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!"
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"I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times."
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"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer."
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"I have a beer belly."
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"Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer."
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"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."
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"Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer."
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"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
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"I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats."
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"But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986)."
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"If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full."
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"The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment books cite the Seven Deadly Sins. They are: pride, greed, lust, envy, wrath, sloth, and gluttony. That pretty much covers everything that we do, that is sinful... or fun for that matter."
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"I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour."
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"Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away."
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"It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name."
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