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"Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man."
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"I wouldn't have dared ask God for all that He's given me. I couldn't have done it on my own. I thank God every day for what I have."
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"To think is of itself to be useful; it is always and in all cases a striving toward God."
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"We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's."
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"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
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"Conscience is God present in man."
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"Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God."
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"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it."
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"Our first responsibility is not to ourselves. Our first responsibility is to our country and to our God."
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"To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him."
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"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."
Reason
"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."
War
"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most."
People
"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it."
Money
"Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors."
Actor
"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."
Mother
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
Business
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Men
"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."
Work
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet."
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