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Bill Maher

"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."

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"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."

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Amber Hurdle

"The surest guide to the correctness of the path that women take is joy in the struggle. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed."

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"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy."

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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."

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"The battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it."

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"Unless we include a job as part of every citizen's right to autonomy and personal fulfillment, women will continue to be vulnerable to someone else's idea of what need is."

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"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."

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"Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers."

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"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."

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Amber Hurdle

"A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them, the better they be."

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"The most mediocre of males feels himself a demigod as compared with women."

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"New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids."
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"New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It's not their field. It's like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here's what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here's what they don't know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I'd join the Tea Party."
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"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
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