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"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"
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"Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe, or to lay out for observation."
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"There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."
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"Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up."
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"We Abolition Women are turning the world upside down."
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"If there was one thing I'd like to teach young women, it would be that you can eat and still be fit and lean."
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"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."
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"Much of the demand for women in combat comes from female officers who are eager for medals and promotions."
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"We are women. We are a subject people who have inherited an alien culture."
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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
Bible
"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence
"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."
People
"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
Thought
"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."
Woman
"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
Home
"The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right."
Conservative
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
Punishment
"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."
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