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"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."
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"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."
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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."
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"Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing."
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"Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?"
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"The real ornament of a woman is her character, her purity."
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"But what of black women?... I most sincerely doubt if any other race of women could have brought its fineness up through so devilish a fire."
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"A sexual revolution begins with the emancipation of women, who are the chief victims of patriarchy, and also with the ending of homosexual oppression."
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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
Punishment
"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
God
"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
Religion
"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."
People
"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
Home
"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."
People
"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."
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