"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"

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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."

Bryant McGill, American Poet

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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."

Paul Putner, English Comedian

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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."

Desi Arnaz, American Actor

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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."

Criss Jami, American Philosopher

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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."

Auliq Ice, Ugandan Economist

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"You might not want to fight for the things that others would fight for, like money or notoriety, but fight all the same. Whatever it is that you want, go after it with all that you have in you."

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"I'm not sure if fate or destiny is real. But I can tell you that sometimes the very thing you've been hoping for will walk through the door, determined to fend you off. And still, somehow, you will find that you are enough."

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"My heart is yours to break."

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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."

"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."

"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."

"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."

"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."

"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."

"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."

"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."

"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

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"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"

"You might not want to fight for the things that others would fight for, like money or notoriety, but fight all the same. Whatever it is that you want, go after it with all that you have in you."

"Need someone to talk to? I could tug my ear right now."

"He reached up and tugged his ear. And I did the same."

"I'm not sure anyone knows what they're looking for until they find it."

"Wanting to cry doesn't mean you can."

"Bravery hides in amazing places."

"I'm not sure if fate or destiny is real. But I can tell you that sometimes the very thing you've been hoping for will walk through the door, determined to fend you off. And still, somehow, you will find that you are enough."

"My heart is yours to break."