"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"

Comedy, Humor, Patience, Observation, Life

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"He's called you, like, four times in the past week. And seriously, you should be embarrassed. I've never met anyone who has as much phone sex as you two. My eyes narrowed on her. "How do you know about the phone sex? "Duh. I pick up the phone and listen. I gaped at her."

Gena Showalter, American Novelist

Comedy, Humor, Privacy, Family, Absurdity

"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Comedy, Humor, Truth, Life, Power

"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."

Criss Jami, American Philosopher

Comedy, Social, Public, Humor

"Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that was the end of him. These days, if you threw someone out of a window, they'd phone their lawyer on the way down."

Eoin Colfer, Irish Author

Comedy, Humor, Reality, Observation, Irony

"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

Comedy, Criticism, Truth, Power, Life

"Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?"

Jenna Elfman, American Actress

Comedy, Television

"It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting notes precisely."

Christine Baranski, American Actress

Comedy, Energy, Focus

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

Comedy, Humor, Accident, Irony, Reading

"Avoiding humiliation is the core of tragedy and comedy."

John Guare, American Playwright

Comedy, Tragedy

"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."

Linda Fiorentino, American Actress

Comedy, Romantic

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"Heal my heart and make it clean, open up my eyes to the things unseen, show me how to love like you have loved me."

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"You've changed me forever. And I'll never forget you."

Relationship

"You get confused by crying women, I get confused by walks with princes."

Romance

"In an instant, everything in the room came alive. Like the sunshine had a melody and the sounds of footsteps had a texture I could feel in my fingertips each time anyone moved."

Observation

"The look in Marlee's eyes was triumphant, and the smile hiding behind her cup of tea said, 'Gotcha'!"

Humor

"I wanted to be his dear, his darling."

Love

"Great. Now the queen thought I was a misfit, too."

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"He's called you, like, four times in the past week. And seriously, you should be embarrassed. I've never met anyone who has as much phone sex as you two. My eyes narrowed on her. "How do you know about the phone sex? "Duh. I pick up the phone and listen. I gaped at her."

"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."

"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."

"Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that was the end of him. These days, if you threw someone out of a window, they'd phone their lawyer on the way down."

"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

"Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?"

"It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting notes precisely."

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."

"Avoiding humiliation is the core of tragedy and comedy."

"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy."

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"That's why you can't give up. Heroes don't give up."

"We know you're strong, but accepting help is its own kind of strength."

"Perfect was my only option."

"Heal my heart and make it clean, open up my eyes to the things unseen, show me how to love like you have loved me."

"You've changed me forever. And I'll never forget you."

"You get confused by crying women, I get confused by walks with princes."

"In an instant, everything in the room came alive. Like the sunshine had a melody and the sounds of footsteps had a texture I could feel in my fingertips each time anyone moved."

"The look in Marlee's eyes was triumphant, and the smile hiding behind her cup of tea said, 'Gotcha'!"

"I wanted to be his dear, his darling."

"Great. Now the queen thought I was a misfit, too."