"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"

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"Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous."

Jasper Fforde, British Novelist

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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."

Marcel Proust, French Author

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"Are you out of your goddamn mind? You think we can take on two hundred soldiers? I know I am an extremely attractive man, J, but I am not Bruce Lee."Who's Bruce Lee?"Who's Bruce Lee? Kenji asks, horrified. "Oh my God. We can't even be friends anymore."Why? Was he a friend of yours?"You know what, he says, "just stop. Just-I can't even talk to you right now."

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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

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"I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."

Ilona Andrews, American Writer

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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

Comedy, Hate, Humor, Emotion

"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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Criss Jami, American Philosopher

Comedy, Social, Public, Humor

"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."

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"Need someone to talk to? I could tug my ear right now."

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"He reached up and tugged his ear. And I did the same."

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"I'm not sure if fate or destiny is real. But I can tell you that sometimes the very thing you've been hoping for will walk through the door, determined to fend you off. And still, somehow, you will find that you are enough."

Philosophy

"I remembered suddenly that Aspen had always been this way. He sacrificed sleep for me, he risked getting caught out after curfew for me, he scrounged together pennies for me. Aspen's generosity was harder to see because it wasn't as grand as Maxon's, but the heart behind what he gave was so much bigger."

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"It was dark, so I couldn't make out much of her face, but she had brilliant red hair, like honey and roses and the sun altogether."

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"Break my heart for what breaks yours. Everything I am for you kingdom's cause, as I walk from nothing to eternity."

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"Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous."

"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."

"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

"I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."

"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."

"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."

"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."

"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."

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"Need someone to talk to? I could tug my ear right now."

"He reached up and tugged his ear. And I did the same."

"I'm not sure if fate or destiny is real. But I can tell you that sometimes the very thing you've been hoping for will walk through the door, determined to fend you off. And still, somehow, you will find that you are enough."

"My heart is yours to break."

"Whatever happened, I'd met my person, the one my soul connected to."

"I don't think any girl in all of Illéa could have been smiling more than me."

"True love is usually the most inconvenient kind."

"It was dark, so I couldn't make out much of her face, but she had brilliant red hair, like honey and roses and the sun altogether."

"Break my heart for what breaks yours. Everything I am for you kingdom's cause, as I walk from nothing to eternity."