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David Spade

"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

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"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

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Akiroq Brost

"Treacherous people do not last only memories of their treason last.So will it last with emotions mixed, of love and hate for treacherous ones."

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"Marriage is one sweet way in which one can taste heaven on earth. Similarly, I can also become hell on earth."

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"Now is the time when you see people which you know... but they start ignoring you... and how do you deal with that?"

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"... Good gracious, Jerry, you'll probably have to marry the girl.'Joanna was half serious, half laughing.It was at that moment that I made a very important discovery.'Damn it all,' I said. 'I don't mind if I do. In fact - I should like it.'A very funny expression came over Joanna's face. She got up and said dryly, as she went toward the door, 'Yes, I've known that for some time...'She left me standing, glass in hand, aghast at my new discovery."

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Akiroq Brost

"Amazing relationships aren't about making one perfect choice in your choice of partner. They're about the infinite amount of choices you make in each conflict, each conversation, and each moment to open yourself and to stay open, even when it's hard."

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Akiroq Brost

"I wasn't in love with her. And she didn't love me. For me the question of love was irrelevant. What I sought was the sense of being tossed about by some raging, savage force, in the midst of which lay something absolutely crucial. I had no idea what that was. But I wanted to thrust my hand right inside her body and touch it, whatever it was."

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Akiroq Brost

"There is a right way and a wrong way to make contact with God."

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Akiroq Brost

"Stand together yet not too near together:For the pillars of the temples stand apart,And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each others shadow."

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"This is why some relationships look so beautiful and some look so tragic - beauty belongs to the thoughtful, tragedy to the neglectful."

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"Such delicacies are relationships."

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"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."
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"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."
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"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it."
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"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."
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