"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

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"Find someone who loves you enough to forgive you for all of your mistakes."

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"Marriage is a long-lasting friendship."

"A true friend is the best possession."

"The man that is meant to love you will have a million questions about you, but none will ever ask your value."

"Every man is subconsciously promiscuous, but it is the conscious mind that keeps those primordial urges in check. A healthy brain creates a healthy mind, which keeps your relationship strong, safe and healthy."

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"To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee."

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