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"Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave."
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"If you feel depressed for an hour, you've produced approximately eighteen billion new cells that have more receptors calling out for depressed - type peptides and fewer calling out for feel - good peptides."
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"When I say that human beings are just gene machines, one shouldn't put too much emphasis on the word 'just.' There is a very great deal of complication, and indeed beauty in being a gene machine."
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"Individuals are not stable things, they are fleeting. Chromosomes too are shuffled into oblivion, like hands of cards soon after they are dealt. But the cards themselves survive the shuffling. The cards are the genes. The genes are not destroyed by crossing-over, they merely change partners and march on. Of course they march on. That is their business. They are the replicators and we are their survival machines. When we have served our purpose we are cast aside. But genes are denizens of geological time: genes are forever."
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"The chicken is only an egg's way for making another egg."
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"The human body when kept in an indoor environment of low lux light will not realize that it is daytime, as it cannot sense the increasing levels of daylight that the genetics are accustomed to. As such, by late morning your body may start sending a signal for you to sleep!"
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"The reason as to why a human cannot give birth to himself is because he needs someone to help him. We are altricial, or helpless at birth, because we have to depend on others so that later in life when we are capable, we help those in need. And this is very much part of the circle of life."
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"A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into; the other functions and faculties may be more godlike, but in point of time they come afterwards. A man dies and is buried, and all his words and actions are forgotten, but the food he has eaten lives after him in the sound or rotten bones of his children. I think it could be plausibly argued that changes of diet are more important than changes of dynasty or even of religion....Yet it is curious how seldom the all-importance of food is recognized. You see statues everywhere to politicians, poets, bishops, but none to cooks or bacon-curers or market gardeners."
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"Heredity is an omnibus in which all our ancestors ride and every now and then one of them puts his head out and embarrasses us."
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"Air freshener is man's pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion."
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"A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg."
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"There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on."
Emotion
"Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is)."
Psychology
"88% of what we call good songs aren't really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had."
Music
"Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up."
Feminism
"Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another's sex life."
Prejudice
"The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses."
Money
"We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem."
Problems
"Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina."
Religion
"When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made."
Media
"Wealth is relative. Some people aren't really rich, they just have poor neighbors."
Wealth
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