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"I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish."
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"If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us."
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"Sometimes hate is silence, some stuff are made in such way that they are in front of your eyes."
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"We can scarcely hate anyone that we know."
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"That's why I hate to get started in these jam sessions. I'm always the last one to leave."
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"When you hate somebody...you give him chance mastering your heart."
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"I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy."
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"I hate that which we have decided to call realism, even though I have been made one of its high priests."
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"I hate the irreverent rabble and keep them far from me."
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"We do not hate as long as we still attach a lesser value, but only when we attach an equal or a greater value."
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"It was the hate of the used and tormented, who are the children of the used and tormented, and whose own children will be used and tormented."
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"You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home."
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"I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration."
Frustration
"I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish."
Hate
"We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle."
Battle
"A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere."
Blame
"I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people."
People
"I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me."
Love
"I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl."
Time
"I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof."
Money
"I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself."
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