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"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts, someone I had known as my mother became somebody else."
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"My mother and father were fantastic, very active. I find it difficult to say this, but I'm quite a loving person and I've always been loving to my friends. In the long run, that pays off. I'm very interested in other people, and if you are, they're interested in you."
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"The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart."
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"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."
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"I wanted to become a kindergarten teacher like my mother."
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"I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible."
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"I got a mother who's very strong after taking the whippings that she took from my father."
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"I wanted to play a mother again. I thought it would be interesting to play the mother of an older child. And it was also the kind of part I've been looking for my whole career, actually, in film. You know, just to play a femme fatale who's very smart, and wicked."
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"I thought I was going to be a lot more freaked out by being naked onstage. I think on film I would have been more freaked out, because film is less forgiving. But onstage it's lit so beautifully. It would make my mother look good."
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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
Men
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Comedy
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Mother
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
Money
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Morals
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
Party
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
People
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
Body
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
Man
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