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"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
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"A boy is not free to find a partner of his own as long as he must be the partner to his mother."
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"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."
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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."
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"Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother."
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"My mother told me I was dancing before I was born. She could feel my toes tapping wildly inside her for months."
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"Madlen came to sit beside her on the bed. "Lady Queen," she said with her own particular brand of rough gentleness. "It is not the job of the child to protect her mother. It's the mother's job to protect the child. By allowing your mother to protect you, you gave her a gift. Do you understand me?"
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"My daughter teases me once in a while saying, Remember when you used to be my mother and you had black hair?"
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"I was so sad from losing two of my dogs and my mother. I had this vision of all these animals sitting behind bars. They had no control and were scared. That's why I got into fostering and adopting animals out."
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"A child born to a Black mother in a state like Mississippi... has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for."
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"My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized."
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"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
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"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Mother
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
Body
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
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"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
People
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
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