"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."

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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."

Vikrmn, Indian Author

Mother, Love, Life, Lesson

"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."

Amit Kalantri, Indian Author

Mother, Loss, Prayer, Crime

"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"Sarah will talk to me about someone and I don't know who she's talking about, but if she talks to my mother, the two of them will know exactly - and across several generations, too."

Prince Andrew, British Royalty

Mother, Generations, Talk, Talking

"The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart."

Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

Mother, Heart, First

"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Mother, Love, Beauty

"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Mother, Blessing, Love

"That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself."

Nick Hornby, English Writer

Mother, Chaos, Family, Emotion, Contradiction

"Being a mother gives you an incredible feeling of empowerment, you think if I can go through such pain and that level of sleep and still operate and not be grumpy you can do anything. It can be quite scary, you can't function your brain, forget your vocabulary."

Anna Friel, English Actress

Mother, Being, Empowerment, Feeling

"I wanted to become a kindergarten teacher like my mother."

Ziyi Zhang, Chinese Actress

Mother,

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Men

"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"

Money

"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."

Man

"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."

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People

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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."

"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."

"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."

"Sarah will talk to me about someone and I don't know who she's talking about, but if she talks to my mother, the two of them will know exactly - and across several generations, too."

"The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart."

"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."

"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."

"That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself."

"Being a mother gives you an incredible feeling of empowerment, you think if I can go through such pain and that level of sleep and still operate and not be grumpy you can do anything. It can be quite scary, you can't function your brain, forget your vocabulary."

"I wanted to become a kindergarten teacher like my mother."

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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."

"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"

"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."

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"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."

"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"

"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."

"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."

"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."

"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."