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Joe Bob Briggs

"It's not a crime to get drunk."

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"Dr Danson made a series of claims about violent assaults on three prisoners by staff at Barlinnie. Three prison officers subsequently appeared in court charged with assaulting inmates."

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"Once again, off this skinny prick of a copper went. BANG! SLAP! PUNCH! It was more like a Batman movie! He could hit me all night, but it wouldn't make any difference."

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"Ever see moors murderer Ian Brady, study his photos, study Black, study Cannon, study Sutcliffe - study them all! Who says evil is not recognisable?"

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"On general principles it is best that I should not leave the country. Scotland Yard feels lonely without me, and it causes an unhealthy excitement among the criminal classes."

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"The most difficult crime to track is the one which is purposeless."

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"It is a mistake to confound strangeness with mystery. The most commonplace crime is often the most mysterious because it presents no new or special features from which deductions may be drawn. This murder would have been infinitely more difficult to unravel had the body of the victim been simply found lying in the roadway without any of those outré and sensational accompaniments which have rendered it remarkable. These strange details, far from making the case more difficult, have really had the effect of making it less so."

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"The pleasant fact is that the British are not much good at violent crime except in fiction, which is of course as it should be."

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"How strange," continued the king, with some asperity; "the police think that they have disposed of the whole matter when they say, 'A murder has been committed,' and especially so when they can add, 'And we are on the track of the guilty persons."

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"We are often deterred from crime by the disgrace of others."

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"They camped that night on the foreplain at the foot of a talus slope and the murder that had been reckoned upon took place."

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"In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions."
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"Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke."
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"As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager."
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"A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators."
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"Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's."
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"Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action."
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"Faith is like a kernel of wheat."
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"The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother."
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