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"You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it."
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"Do not depreciate a creation of God."
"You were endowed with the treasure of time so that you could buy greatness with it."
"There is worth everywhere and in everything we see."
"Our attitudes and personal values create outcomes. The consequence of any venture shapes our evolving ethical precepts, and the product of a sundry of worldly experiences in turn establishes our personality."
"The items people own reveal something about the owners. Every quaint item that a person selects to surround themselves with has a basic quiddity, the essence, or inherent nature of things. As a people, we assign a value meaning not only to the things that we presently possess, but also to the items destined for one generation to hand down to the next generation."
"The value of a substance is the product of the time spent to achieve it."
"The sweetest apples are eaten first."
"The death of our self-worth begins at its appraisal, for such an action erroneously implies that our worth can be quantified."
"You are beloved; even if you were the last person on earth, the sun would rise for you."
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"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."
"If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck."
"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."
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