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"You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it."
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"You were endowed with the treasure of time so that you could buy greatness with it."
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"There is worth everywhere and in everything we see."
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"The value of a substance is the product of the time spent to achieve it."
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"You are beloved; even if you were the last person on earth, the sun would rise for you."
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"If you want to know the value of half a second, ask the person who came second in a sprint event at the Olympics."
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"Always spend your time adding value to your life."
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"Time is the wealth through which everything comes into existence."
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"Too many people die early, either tragically or natural death, because they did not treat their lives with any sense of value."
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"If your coming into the world was a mistake, then you are the most beautiful error in the universe."
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"Water is gold in the desert."
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"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
Family
"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
Home
"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."
People
"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."
Present
"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
People
"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
President
"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more."
Moon
"There's no down time any more."
Time
"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."
People
"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."
People
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