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Christopher Moore

"Love: the sickest of Irony's sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die."

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"Love: the sickest of Irony's sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die."

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"I would rather be a man of paradoxes than a man of prejudices."

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"There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure."

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"Sometimes, to love people, I must completely avoid them. Sometimes, to be strong, I must completely fall apart. Sometimes, to create, I must completely destroy."

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"The undeniable paradox of human existence is that a person seeks closeness with other people while protecting his or her sanctified right of privacy. Each person must carefully guard their personal identity in order to give their life a unique purposefulness. Loving other people and nature is not mutually exclusive of a person maintaining independence of thought and action. A person need not surrender his or her own pursuit of personal excellence when maintaining a respectful and reciprocal relationship with a life mate."

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"Sometimes things that appear completely irreconcilable and mutually exclusive serve a shared purpose that could not be achieved except through their contradiction."

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"Man is a demon, man is a god. Both true."

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"I learned from him that often contradiction is the clearest way to truth."

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"Stupidity and wisdom meet in the same centre of sentiment and resolution, in the suffering of human accidents."

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"I love you above all things, even pie."
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"On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire."
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"Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor."
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