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Dan Simmons

"It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?"

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"It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?"

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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

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"Southern DADDY-Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!"

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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"

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Amber Hurdle

"Good friends, very good what's the equation motherfucker???"

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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

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Amber Hurdle

"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."

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Amber Hurdle

"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

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Amber Hurdle

"A woman is always better in everything with the mouth, she talks a lot."

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Amber Hurdle

"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

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