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"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."
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"Most parents are not really 'supportive' because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they 'support' their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures - in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours."
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"Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them."
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"The answer to the question 'How many children do you have?' and the one to the question 'How many children are you raising?' are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men's children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children."
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"It's a fool who thinks that having a kid is a right, which is the biggest crock of fishheads I've ever heard. You have a responsibility, not only to a person but also to a spirit because that's what a child is. A pissing, crying, yawning, giggling, laughing package of spirit that is looking for you to take the lead. It's a heck of a responsibility to look after a spirit."
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"If you are not aware of the goal of your living, what will you do you when your children grow up and leave the house?"
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"Motherhood isn't just about making babies, it's about making lives and molding destinies."
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"Cheeky. Carry them for nine months, feed them, clothe them, and what do I get? Impertinence."
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"I think people who have good parents come into the world with a strength, yes, and an advantage."
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"More children suffer from interference than from noninterference."
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"The role of godly parents is to make sure that the hearts and minds of their children are saturated with the Word of God."
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"Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars."
Love
"Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air."
Humor
"Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts."
Desire
"He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated."
Humor
"There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate."
Conflict
"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
Dating
"It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while."
Brotherhood
"There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste."
Humanity
"Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes."
Companionship
"I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on."
Defiance
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