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"There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of hearing myself say them so I drop them."
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"With an ocean between you and your European friends, you have to keep them in your heart."
Heart

"You can be in this business 50 years and still not know anything about it."
Business

"The ultimate mystery is one's own self."
Mystery

"I believed in Bobby Kennedy. Campaigning for him was an attempt to give back something to this country that has given me so much."
Country

"Most orgies that you go to, I have found, most of it is sad. All that wildness, all those laughs were like the shining silver and gold paper on packages, but there was nothing inside."
Gold

"Part of show business is magic. You don't know how it happens."
Business

"When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time."
Time

"My home has always been show business."
Business

"Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not."
Blind

"I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money."
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"I want to be on set and die hearing those words: Where's Peter?"
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"Nothing is going to improve my hearing. I've only got to prevent it from getting worse."
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"I wanted to make something that I wanted to hear that I wasn't hearing."
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"I'm used to hearing myself. My own voice."
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"The thing I try to do the most is to play in terms of the song and play in terms of what I'm hearing."
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"Sober up, and you see and hear everything you'd been able to avoid hearing before."
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"If I were offered a cochlear implant today, I would prefer not to have one. But that's not a statement about hearing aids or cochlear implants. It's about who you are."
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"I began hearing rumors of apossible recording session with Neil Young. I was a huge fan of Neil's."
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"So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o'clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience."
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"The new critique you're gonna start hearing about James Franco, is 'He's spreading himself too thin.'"
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