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Yakov Smirnoff

"I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering."

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"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."

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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."

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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."

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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."

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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."

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"Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?"

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"The real ornament of a woman is her character, her purity."

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"A sexual revolution begins with the emancipation of women, who are the chief victims of patriarchy, and also with the ending of homosexual oppression."

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"The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity."

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"When a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing."

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"When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter."
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"In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing."
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"My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love."
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"We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts."
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"Never having alone time is real tough on people."
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"I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter."
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"I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter."
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"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
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"We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel."
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"It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart."
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