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Erma Bombeck

"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one."

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"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one."

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"I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid."

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"They (who by their very nature are impatient) fling themselves at each other when love takes hold of them, they scatter themselves, just as they are, in all their messiness, disorder, bewilderment. And what can happen then? What can life do with this heap of half-broken things that they call their communion and that they would like to call their happiness, if that were possible, and their future? And so each of them loses himself for the sake of the other person, and loses the other, and many others who still wanted to come."

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"At chaos' core lies the invitation."

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"Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos."

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"Prejudice is a disease. And when they come for you, or refuse your worth, I will be ready for their stones. I belong to you."

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"Many people suffer from the fear of finding oneself alone, and so they don't find themselves at all."

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"People who live according to the world's standard are confused, and therefore get into all kinds of trouble that leads to destruction."

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"Some people know of no other way to interface with others except through their created chaos."

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"Because if it's really true that there's no order, then anything can happen to us. Anything at all. There's no real natural law, no right and wrong that's immutable, and the world is suddenly a savage place where any number of things can go wrong."

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"Be fearless enough to let love transform you."

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