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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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Personal Development
"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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Personal Development
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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Personal Development
"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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Personal Development
"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest."
Talent
"Gertrude Stein was masterly in making nothing happen very slowly."
Nothing
"By the end of high school I was not of course an educated man, but I knew how to try to become one."
Education
"I tried to use the questions and answers as an armature on which to build a sculpture of genuine conversation."
Answers
"When you read a classic, you do not see more in the book than you did before; you see more in you than there was before."
Reading
"A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself."
Humor
"Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality."
Food
"As between mileage and experience choose experience."
Experience
"For most men, life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed."
Life
"Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking."
Thinking
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