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"Women should be obscene and not heard."
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"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."
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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
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"It's a complicated set of opinions that women bring to the voting booth."
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"I think a woman gets more if she acts feminine."
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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."
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"The women I killed were filth - bastard prostitutes who were littering the streets. I was just cleaning up the place a bit."
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"Women were freed from positive duties when they could not perform them, but not when they could."
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"Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing."
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"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."
People
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
Eyes
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Time
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
Time
"Humor is reason gone mad."
Humor
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
Mother
"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths."
Time
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Life
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
Father
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."
Man
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