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"I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not."
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"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
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"Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me."
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"It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing."
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"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."
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"It was a pleasure to be a gay eyesore."
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"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
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"I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not."
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"The big gay clubs like Heaven started having mixed nights in the late '80s."
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"When I was I younger I didn't want to be gay. Not because I was scared of the sexual thing; I didn't want to be a clone. Now this was in the late '70s."
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"The writers have slowly taken the show, with subjects other gay shows have dived right into, slowly. It was over a year before Will even started to date."
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"Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing."
Woman
"Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right."
Funny
"I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not."
Gay
"I love the idea of "the one" but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing."
Love
"Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it."
Success
"As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible."
Actor
"The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers."
Success
"I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months."
Car
"I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on "Friends" or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show."
Cause
"If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible."
Silence
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