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"School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man."
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"Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them."

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"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders."

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"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."
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