"Puns are a form of humor with words."

Guillermo Cabrera Infante, Cuban Novelist

Humor, Words

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"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."

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"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."

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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."

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"My parents were founders of the Cuban Communist Party, and I grew up extremely poor."

Parenting

"Watching a movie from beginning to end is like reading, because even though what you see are images, they are telling you a story."

Reading

"If you look closely, there is no book more visual than Three Trapped Tigers, in that it is filled with blank pages, dark pages, it has stars made of words, the famous magical cube made of numbers, and there is even a page which is a mirror."

Famous

"But I do not have the reader in mind when I write. No true writer does that."

Mind

"I left my country because I was forced to, and I do not think that I am going to lose my language because I live in England."

Nation

"I was able to read a movie before I was able to read a book."

Reading

"Titles are not only important, they are essential for me. I cannot write without a title."

Writing

"I live in London and I am a British subject, although I do write in Spanish, of course."

Identity

"For me, literature is a complex game, both mental and concrete, which is acted out in a physical manner on the page."

Literature

"My mother had been educated at a convent, and she had been converted to communism by my father during Stalin's most rampant period, at the beginning of the 1930s. So she had two gods, God in heaven and god on earth."

God