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"If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance."
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"And I was asked if I would come and help with the recovery of this great British company, Cable and Wireless, and I'm delighted to become part of the new and very talented management that have been brought in to that company as well."
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Personal Development
"Leadership is relationship."
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Personal Development
"There are no managers like there used to be managers."
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Personal Development
"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'"
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Personal Development
"A manager has his cards dealt to him and he must play them."
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Personal Development
"When I got hoarse, the manager would say, 'Drink this. Joplin used to drink this,' and I used to say, 'Joplin? Joplin's dead."
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Personal Development
"Finally, I told them I'd drop out of the management program if they'd give me an entry-level job in the newsroom for union wages, about fifty dollars a week."
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Personal Development
"Communication is the lifeblood of an organization."
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Personal Development
"The best leaders don't give a damn about the definition of leadership, they are thinking about more important things."
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Personal Development
"One of the dumber things my manager said was, Stick to the melody. But I can't."
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"The optimum committee has no members."
Organization
"A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist."
Business
"The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity."
Precision
"Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases."
Law
"If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance."
Management
"The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money."
Money
"If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice."
Selling
"Motivation will almost always beat mere talent."
Motivational
"Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters."
Earth
"If today was half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was."
Optimism
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