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"Every expression of desired friendship has potential bite. Every smile reveals the teeth."
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"There are so many downsides to the message of looking for miracles."
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"Do not invest time and money into yourself to have others completely destroy it!"
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Personal Development
"Before you take that first curious, coerced, spiteful, or vengeful step forward, remember this: it's a thousand times easier to slip into a muddy pit than it is to climb out of one."
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"Anyone who takes the risk of leaving God for a while, risks his life in eternity."
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Personal Development
"Some gifts are baits! Watch out!"
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Personal Development
"The source of a river is narrow. If you could jump over it in a twinkle of an eye at the source, be sure to ponder before you jump over it at its mid or its estuary."
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Personal Development
"Two hands cut down a few trees, but one matchstick clears a forest."
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Personal Development
"He that handles a nettle tenderly is soonest stung."
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Personal Development
"Be careful of those who would only be around you if they are doing better than you. People of such nature would likely become your worst enemies if you start doing better than them."
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"Wit is a dangerous weapon, even to the possessor, if he knows not how to use it discreetly."
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"People have a natural tendency to anthropomorphize their pets, to ascribe human perceptions and intentions to the animal where none exist."
Behavior
"If you have to pay the bills, and you write something you're not proud of, use a pen-name for that."
Business
"Somebody asked me about the current choice we're being given in the presidential election. I said, Well, it's like two of the scariest movies I can imagine."
Movies
"If someone wrote it and it had a peculiar twist, I've read it."
Reading
"I've not seen in my lifetime any politician who is a heroic figure. The manipulation that all politicians use on one level or another is so transparent."
Mistake
"Your mind always does worse things than people can show in a movie."
People
"If I drive myself to the brink of my ability, then I don't get stale or bored."
Ability
"I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow."
Life
"Because people see violence on the movie screen, they're not going to go out and hold up a liquor store and kill somebody. It really doesn't correlate."
People
"I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month."
Humor
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