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"Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain."
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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."
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"I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children."
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"As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of relief that can rise to delight that thank Heaven nobody is reporting in this fashion on us."
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"I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in."
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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand."
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"Parents should watch what their children watch and not use TV as a babysitter. If a show is objectionable they should turn it OFF. They should write the president of the network and tell him they are never going to watch that program again and why."
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"You'd have to think that you're at least decent, or you couldn't get up every morning and do it. I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good."
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"Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain."
Children
"You'd be surprised at how undemanding acting is."
Acting
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
Trouble
"It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with."
American
"Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque."
Funny
"I think there are a lot of pictures to make. I sometimes question whether I'm even an artist or just a painter. To me, the making of the pictures is the most important thing."
Artist
"Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head."
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"It really is a day job, and it also seems to have virtually disappeared-with no remorse, really. It gives me more time to paint."
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"Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble."
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