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Ogden Nash

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

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Akshay Vasu

"Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyone's right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional."

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Akshay Vasu

"Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married."

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Akshay Vasu

"A young man married is a man that's marred."

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Akshay Vasu

"A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures, and one without must be among the most miserable, I think, the only true blessing of their lives that they don't know how poorly off they are."

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Akshay Vasu

"I think that's one of the most difficult things in any marriage - in order to build anything, you must be together. You can't build anything over the telephone."

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Akshay Vasu

"When she had first crossed the dry and dusty world which his mind inhabited she had been like a spring shower; in opening himself to it he had not been mistaken. He had gone wrong only in assuming that marriage, by itself, gave him either power or title to appropriate that freshness. As he now saw, one might as well have thought one could buy a sunset by buying the field from which one had seen it."

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Akshay Vasu

"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

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Akshay Vasu

"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage."

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Akshay Vasu

"What tale do you like best to hear?' 'Oh, I have not much choice! They generally run on the same theme - courtship; and promise to end in the same catastrophe - marriage."

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Akshay Vasu

"What nonsense people talk about happy marriages!" exclaimed Lord Henry. " A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her."

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Ogden Nash
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."

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Ogden Nash
"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive."

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Ogden Nash
"Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs."

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Ogden Nash
"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"

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Ogden Nash
"Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them."

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Ogden Nash
"I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers."

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Ogden Nash
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."

Family

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Ogden Nash
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

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Ogden Nash
"I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons."

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Ogden Nash
"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."

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