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Ogden Nash

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

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"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

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"Apparently some people (who don't know history) seem to think that marriage 'always has been' exclusively between males and females - and that this modern inequality somehow justifies the enforced continuation of this inequality."

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"Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner."

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"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."

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"Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier."

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"Her chances of a decent marriage were about to be dashed-and all because of a ferret."

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"It is the effect of marriage to engender in several directions some of the reserve it annihilates in one."

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"When you marry you marry the known and unknown man or woman."

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"That is why I fought against abortion and that is why if I were still in the Senate I would be doing everything I could to defend the sanctity of marriage."

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"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."

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"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up."
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"The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk."
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"One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence."
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"There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends."
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"I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons."
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"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."
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"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
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"Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
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"Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind."
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"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
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