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Ogden Nash

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

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"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

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Amber Hurdle

"I also remembered Buddy Willard saying in a sinister, knowing way that after Ihad children I would feel differently, I wouldn't want to write poems any more. So I began to think maybe it was true that when you were married and had children it was like being brainwashed, and afterward you went about numb as a slave in some private, totalitarian state."

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Amber Hurdle

"Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away."

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"You contribute much to your marriage by the wise, thrifty, diligent management and oversight of your part of the household budget."

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"Marriage is more than finding the right person, it is being the right person!"

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Amber Hurdle

"Never marry when under the guise you need to 'see if it'll work', but rather marry because in your mind you want to make it work."

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"It's worked! Our marriage has outlasted all of the world leaders, except for Castro. And if we keep talking, arguing, making love and dancing to the Ramones- it'll probably keep working."

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Amber Hurdle

"No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst, that it inevitably changes."

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Amber Hurdle

"Her chances of a decent marriage were about to be dashed-and all because of a ferret."

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Amber Hurdle

"Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy."

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Amber Hurdle

"God desires that we develop spiritual muscle so we are strong enough to be His kind of wife."

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