"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

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"I'm still working, I've got two arms, two legs, two gorgeous kids, a lovely wife. Fifteen years ago, I was homeless. So when you think about it, I'm lucky."

"Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that."

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"One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much."

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