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"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
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"The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife."
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"I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"
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"Roman's wife Sharon Tate had been murdered by Charles Manson the year before, but Roman had been through so much leaving the Warsaw ghetto that he was very strong and private."
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"You can be very independent, but admit to wanting somebody close to you and that's what me and my wife have. We don't need each other but we want to be with each other and I think it's important to educate the kids with that."
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"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
Kids
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
Home
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
People
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
Wife
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Life
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
Wife
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
Family
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
Hope
"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
Birthday
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
Marriage
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