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"If you want a place in the sun, you have to expect a few blisters."
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"Whenever a total eclipse of the sun was visible in an accessible region parties were sent out to observe it."
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"When I was 17 I sent a picture up to an agency, and within a week I was in The Sun five days in a row."
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"True as the needle to the pole, Or as the dial to the sun."
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"I'd better make hay while the sun shines."
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"It's best not to stare at the sun during an eclipse."
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"I don't smoke, I don't drink much, I don't eat red meat. I stay out of the sun."
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"Finally we shall place the Sun himself at the center of the Universe."
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"At Sun, we have a special number you can call if there is something important happening."
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"The sun's going down and we can't afford to come back to it tomorrow."
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"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."
Ignorance
"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."
Fact
"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
Sun
"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."
Humor
"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
End
"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."
Love
"I will not get very far with this attitude."
Attitude
"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
Fire
"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
Insult
"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."
Car
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