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"I'd better make hay while the sun shines."
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"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
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"If you want a place in the sun, you have to expect a few blisters."
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Personal Development

"I don't smoke, I don't drink much, I don't eat red meat. I stay out of the sun."
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Personal Development

"At Sun, we have a special number you can call if there is something important happening."
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"Near the sun is the center of the universe."
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"It's best not to stare at the sun during an eclipse."
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"How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains!"
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"The flower has opened, has been in the sun and is unafraid. I'm taking more chances; I'm bold and proud."
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"True as the needle to the pole, Or as the dial to the sun."
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"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
Sun

"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
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"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."
Love

"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does."
Writing

"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
End

"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
Fire

"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."
Car

"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."
Fact

"I will not get very far with this attitude."
Attitude

"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."
Humor
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