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"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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"I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari."
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"If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives, that's more than just entertainment-which is what we writers all struggle to do, to touch people."
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"Perhaps being old is having lighted rooms inside your head, and people in them, acting. People you know, yet can't quite name."
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"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."
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"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."
Money
"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"
People
"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."
Reading
"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."
Home
"I just feed off the energy of the audience."
Energy
"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
Comedy
"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."
Birds
"I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation."
Life
"I'm a walking, talking enigma."
Talking
"It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy."
People
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