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Steven Wright

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

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"The final test for a novel will be our affection for it, as it is the test of our friends, and of anything else which we cannot define."

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"The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself."

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"To me, re-reading my favorite books is like spending time with my best friends.I'd never be satisfied to limit myself to just one experience each with my favorite people."

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"While conscience is our friend, all is at peace; however once it is offended, farewell to a tranquil mind."

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"Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation."

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"I never could get on with representative individuals but people who existed on their own account and with whom it might therefore be possible to be friends."

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"A good friend loves you when the condition is better, a best friend holds your hand when you're in gutter."

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"Your mind can go ahead and imagine what it wants to imagine, but a true friend will always remain true, in spite of the false messages running through your mind."

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"Friendship is a gift forever;Cherish everyday, forget it never"

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