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John Updike

"A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience."

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"A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience."

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"I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it."

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"I'm not sure whay I've been drawn to this subject, except that murder is a subject that has always drawn people for as long as people have been telling stories."

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"If you ask a hundred people, they all give you different answers."

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"You can be around 100 people and be completely alone. People don't realize what it's really like."

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"In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are."

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"With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing."

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"One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide."

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"A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people."

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"It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree."

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"Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it."

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