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"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."

"When coming to sex: First served, first come."

"The male sex still constitute in many ways the most obstinate vested interest one can find."

"Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks."

"Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass."
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"It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough."

"You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave."

"The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency."

"In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis."

"I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds."

"The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster."

"The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right."
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