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"I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington."
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"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."
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"If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it."
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"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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"Some things you know about, you know what the ingredients are - maybe not all of them. But it's up to you to put in the amount. It's up to the director to nag you until you get it right."
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"Stand, you've been sitting much too long, there's a permanent crease in your right or wrong."
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"When I sing, trouble can sit right on my shoulder and I don't even notice."
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"It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right."
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"If you have to do it, then you're doing the right thing."
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"He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze."
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"I let things roll right off me. I don't stay mad long."
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"The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there."
People
"Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars."
Media
"I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars."
Fans
"All my children inherited perfect pitch."
Children
"I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem."
Attitude
"We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs."
Drugs
"You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts."
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"Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand."
People
"They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase."
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"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish."
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