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Darynda Jones

"Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way."

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"Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way."

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"Novelists should never allow themselves to weary of the study of real life. If they observed this duty conscientiously, they would give us fewer pictures chequered with vivid contrasts of light and shade; they would seldom elevate their heroes and heroines to the heights of rapture - still seldomer sink them to the depths of despair; for if we rarely taste the fulness of joy in this life, we yet more rarely savour the acrid bitterness of hopeless anguish."

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"The bowl is warmer than the soup."

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"An idiot child screaming in a hospital. (on George Bernard Shaw)"

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"Generally, there is a lot of truth value in stepping back, observing, then logically generalizing the extremes of what you see."

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"While humans play God, dogs learn from their masters."

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"His was an impenetrable darkness. I looked at him as you peer down at a man who is lying at the bottom of a precipice where the sun never shines."

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"And only after he said it did he realize that among the countless suicides he could remember, this was the first with cyanide that had not been caused by the sufferings of love. Then something changed in the tone of his voice."And when you do find one, observe with care, he said to the intern:"they almost always have crystals in their heart."

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